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The doorbell is a suggestion.
You may choose to remain a mystery.
The Taterchip Club Rules
I don't make the rules, we just follow it.
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Pets count as company.
They’re excellent listeners and rarely suggest going out.
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“I’m staying in” is a complete plan.
Details include snacks, a soft blanket, and absolutely no commute.
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The couch is a valid destination.
Estimated travel time: twelve seconds.
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Getting dressed counts as an outing.
You put on a good shirt. That’s plenty for one day. Stretchy waistbands are strongly encouraged.
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Invitations may be admired from afar.
How nice that someone thought of you.
FOR PEOPLE WHO JUST GET IT.
We believe a good life doesn’t have to be a busy one. Sometimes happiness looks like your favorite shirt, your favorite spot on the couch, and nowhere you need to be. Taterchip Club celebrates the homebodies who are perfectly happy right where they are.
New Arrivals
Can't. Playing Dead. T-shirt$35.97$49.97
Wanted: Bassotto Bill T-shirt$35.97$49.97
Support Your Local Homebodies T-shirt$35.97$49.97
I Could Go Out T-shirt$35.97$49.97
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